You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
Hello! I'm the Fitness Fairy... I just sprinkled motivation dust on you. Now go and move your ass.  This sh!t is expensive.
Sometimes you just want to say  "F@#k the world" and hit the trails.
Life has it's ups and downs... We call them hills.
I don't always love running.  But I always love having run.
RUNDERFUL (adjective) How you feel the minute after you finish your run.
It's time to go for a run and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
And so ends another week without  me becoming unexpectedly fast.
People say "Go big or go home",  as if going home were a bad thing.  Hell yeah, I wanna go home. And I'm gonna take a nap when  I get there.
RUNNING: because murder charges are expensive.
I run uphill like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe,  my sock is sliding off.
FIT (ish): Semi-fit; Kinda-fit; Someone who likes the idea of being fit but equally likes food.
If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again.
My legs are hungover.
One day I will solve my problems  with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
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