You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I ate healthy and exercised today.  I better wake up skinny.
Yeah, I just pulled my phone out of  my sportsbra. I'm classy like that.
Moment of silence for all boobs that have been lost on our fitness journey.
I've got 99 problems and they all  involve carbs.
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
RUNNING.  Not better than sex, just more often.
The marathon wall is a myth they said.  You'll be fine they said.
Run like your phone is at 1%.
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is  always 80% off.
ULTRAS. Where 10k's are just aid stations.
Today's forecast shows  a 0% chance of cooking  or cleaning, with a good  chance of a long run  and a nap.
My husband says I don't do enough work around the house. It's like this  marathon is going to run itself.
Garmin died... Not moving until it's charged.
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time  to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes  a lot of courage.
If running is difficult, you need  to run more.
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