You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
MONDAY.  Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
I think Facebook is broken... I put up a selfie from my run and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I tried using actual booster rockets,  but race directors frowned on that.  Now I just use caffeine.
Oh, you get your caffeine through  drinking coffee? Must be nice to have  that much free time.
It's easy to give up caffeine.  I've done it a hundred times.
Me? I don't have trouble focusing.  In fact
I had a plain Greek yogurt this  morning, then a salad for lunch.  Then I came home and ate  the entire kitchen.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You know you're a runner when...  you see a sign on the highway telling  how many miles an exit is and  you think "I could run that!"
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
You know who NEVER says "running  is really hard on your joints"?   People who actually run.
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