You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

Friendly reminder that one run a day keeps the bullshit away
I started my new training program  today by shopping online for shoes.  Baby steps.
You can't outrun your problems but  you can jog slightly in front of them and pretend you can't hear them because  you have your headphones on
You know you're a runner when you  can say things like "I'm just running an  easy 6 miler today" and you  really mean it
I went to a book store and saw a book titled: "How to boost your running endurance by 50% in 4 weeks"  I bought 2.
Today I'm going  to pretend I ran; but really, I went  shopping for new running shoes
I wanna become a faster runner by  tomorrow F*CK
Grateful for all the friendships that running has given me
i'm all for saving money until it comes to running
I miss hating the summer heat.
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
If you're feeling slow, just know that there's someone out there who's New  Year resolution was to be able  to race at your recovery pace
Just two goats staring at each other
Soon as you speak on how good the  training is going ... shit stop going
Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they think 5K  marathons are a real thing
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