You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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There is no magic pill.  No special shake.  No secret diet.  Just get off your ass!
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds  and only two days to  gain 'em back?
Something only a runner would  understand... Traveling somewhere  new to run a race IS vacation!
She asked me to tell her those three words that every girl wants to hear. So I said "Buy the shoes!"
As I was running a 5k, I heard someone clapping for me. Then i realized it was just  my thighs cheering me on!!
RUN-GRY... When you are so hungry from your  long run or your increase in milage  that you must eat.all.the.things!!
Some days you eat salads and go to  the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants.  It's called balance.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees  and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
Recovery... another little evil word  from the running world.. almost as ugly as Taper.
I'm glad I'm only competing with  myself because everyone else is  kicking my ass.
Trying to embrace taper week is like feeding a kid candy then telling him  to sit still.... it ain't easy!!
Marathon Thoughts:  I'm going to die. But if I don't,  I totally want to do this again.
Having a productive work week before marathon weekend. Yeah, not going to happen.
You know you're a runner when... You no longer hate port-a-potties. In fact, there have been times  you've been very happy  to see one.
Be gentle... it's our first time. 26.2
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