You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Guess who's coming to dinner?  With #100miles1month, that would  be me. Get your own dinner.
I want new shoes, too. Why should  the kids going back to school have  all the fun!
Sometimes, it isn't so bad to rack up  a lot of mileage during your life.
A little discomfort can be a great  positive in you life. This month I'm challenging myself to get moving, to  get uncomfortable, for the betterment  of my life.
Finally, a fitness challenge that can change your life for more than just  one month!
Finally, a bug that you want to catch! Catch the health and fitness bug and  join us for 50 or 100 miles this month!
Wondering what you'll do with yourself now that the kids are back in school but you're already awake? Why not  start a running habit!
"I want buns of steel but I want buns of cinnamon more.."
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 26 minutes.
You might be a runner if your new best friend is someone you just met on the race course.
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is code for "there is a race tomorrow".
Pulling those tights back up was comparable to putting on a wet  swimming suit.
We don't do it for the medals. Said no runner ever.
Need to get home. Where the food is.
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