You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

Run hills they said....it'll be fun  they said.
Better sore than sorry!!!
Good things come slow, especially in distance running.
Never thought I would spend my hard earned money for shoes and gear, train for months, pay an entry  fee, get up early, and  drive an hour, just  to run in a race that  I hope to last less  than 30 minutes...
Why can't people just plan  their parties around my  race schedule??
We have a lot in common- that's what makes us such good friends. That, and we're in different age groups.
Happiness is when your miles are finally updated on your running app! Because they don't count if they aren't there!
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume  for a themed race.
Satellite...satellite...satellite...satellite... Come on already!
Went for a quick run along  Lake Michigan...  I think I'm now in Wisconsin.
It's 2015 and food can still make you  fat... Get it together Science!
Runner's High.  Still legal in all 50 states.
Can you come pick me up? Where  am I? Well I was on a runner's high  and I think I am in Ohio.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity... and the morons.
I've been waiting all winter to start  complaining about the summer heat.
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