You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I take my overall hydration   seriously.. During and  after the run!
I heard "Hon let's do something fun,  not let's do a five mile run".
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee  is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
You mean I have to run back!!!!!!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles  just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a  glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra  today... my whole life flashed before my eyes... I honestly thought  I was gonna be stuck like that  till I died of dehydration  or something.
You know who NEVER says "running  is really hard on your joints"?  People who actually run.
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today. It's so you  don't judge when I devour the whole  bag of chips.
Runs half marathons.  Still looks for close parking spots.
If only I ran as fast as I registered.
That awkward moment when you think, "What is that smell."  Then you realize it's you.
I'm just gonna stay here for a minute, until I see another runner or race photographer.   Then, it's on!
The Track: Where you go to run in circles in order to make progress.
You know you are determined when you bring your running clothes with you to work and you don't care if you smell the rest of the day.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Superman.  Then always be  Superman.
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