You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I am beautiful and intelligent but Not  a Size 0. God had to be fair!
After working all day in the office,  I sometimes need a bit of motivation.
Please God - if you can't make me  fast, make my friends slow!!
Yes, just like that!
Yeah, there's a 12 year old ahead of me; but he doesn't get beer after  the race!
Thoughts on my run: It's a beautiful day for a run... This sucks... It's starting to feel far... Six minutes?!.. I must be 1/2 way by now... What?! Only two miles in?
We'll stop posting about our running  when you stop sharing photos of your food.
STAY FIT, getting back on track is so damn frustrating.
Never again until the next one - that's what a marathon will do to you.
Sometimes I feel like giving up.  Then I remember I have a lot of people to prove wrong!
When I post a run selfie,  I am not bragging.  I am assuring my loved  ones that I am still alive!
The hardest part about making a budget  is being honest about how much you  spend on running.
I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes!
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee  is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn  hydrated!
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