You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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An entire chocolate  cake counts as carb  loading doesn't it??
A road never seems hilly until you decide to run up it.
I love RUNNING. It only took me 7hrs & 10min to figure that out !!!
Life is always good with my running buddy by my side.
It's 2015 and food can still make you  fat....  ....Get it together Science!
Let's call it what it is, a 3 mile jog and a .1 mile sprint to the finish to beat the lady with the double stroller.
I get an eating disorder after a long run. I always eat disorder of pancakes and disorder of bacon and disorder of hash browns...
My friends told me running is great therapy, they failed to mention the similarity in the cost.
That moment you realize a "free" race shirt costs you 26.2 miles and $150.
I'm not sure what causes me more pain and mental strife; my ex or my foam roller.
Are you training for a Marathon? Because I see this relationship going  long distance...
Everyone's got that one friend who says "let's run a 5K together!" Make sure to thank that friend on the start and finish line; you'll be cursing her for the half hour between.
When people say, "At least it's your off season." What off season? I'm like the postman. I run 365 days a year. Rain or Shine.
Races that offer beer should offer it for every mile you run... I would definitely have a running problem.
When you put more money into your running costume then your child's Halloween costume...
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