You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

New Featured eBibs

Hey sole sister! Today we're gonna  be one run stronger!! Let's go!!
Dressing up for the run, is all part of the fun. Come on Banana almost there!!!
Just when you think you're almost done you see a sign that says mile 13.1 you're Halfway there!
You can always tell who the strong  women are. They are the ones you  see building each other up, instead of tearing each other down.
I came home from work completely exhausted and way too tired to do  chores around the house... So I went  for an easy 5 instead.
I fully intended to have the house  cleaned, dinner made, and look  incredible when you came home...  It's just I'm training for this race...
RUNNING.  The most expensive free sport  out there!
I feel like a Rock Star when my running matches the beat of the song playing  on my iPod!
My legs are giving me the silent  treatment today.
Running is about finding people who  are your kind of crazy.
You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
There's no place like home.  To poop.
There is no magic pill.  No special shake.  No secret diet.  Just get off your ass.
I'm a mom. I'm a runner. I don't have  time to warm up or cool-down.  I just go, go go!
What's more fun than running? Running with your friends!
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