You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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4 things to do right after a run: *Hurry and post to Facebook. *While posting to Facebook  EAT ALL THE FOOD!! *Stretching?  What's that? *Continue to EAT ALL THE FOOD!!
Have you heard?  I am a runner.  What does that mean you ask?  It means I run. A runner isn't defined by their pace or their size or what they look like. Runners are like family. We support each other and  we stick together!!
I am a runner!!  What does that mean? It means I'm an A$$ kicker!! I might not be the fastest runner out there but I'm giving it my all every time out and that's what makes me AWESOME!!
You know you're a woman runner when: *you'd rather wear running shoes than high heels. *your regular hairstyle is a  ponytail and headband. *you own more sports  bras than regular ones. *you RUN LIKE A GIRL and that's AWESOME!!
You had me to "Let's go running!"
"WOW, those  hills were  GREAT!"          -not me
During a race: "I'M GONNA DIE." After the race: "I could've run harder..."
You know you're a runner when...  you ask yourself why you run and you have no real answer.
You know your a runner  when you need to keep your day job to pay for your addiction to running gear!
The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and  men puke in the bleachers behind  the track.
So you're telling me you don't like it when I post my run to Facebook?  Did  you know I also ride my bike, swim, lift weights, and workout.  I'll be sure to start posting those as well.
GARMINBRAG:  A photograph of a  GPS watch face uploaded to Facebook, because actually typing how far or  how fast you ran would be narcissistic.
You know you're a runner... when  you're stuck in traffic, you think, "I could've run there by now!"
I just finished my triathlon training and now I have time to spend with my  family. They seem like good people.
1% of the population will run a  marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the  remaining 99% will know what they  are missing.
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