You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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You might be a runner if you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments.
FACT: Treadmill time is  the slowest increment of  time known to man.
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
I miss hating the summer heat.
It's ok buddy. The lady with the stroller passed me to.
Please ignore the faces I make  while running .
You better clean that mess up...  Your mom didn't get to run  today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
I don't know what's longer..    a microwave minute                    OR       a treadmill minute!
If you want to go fast, go alone.  If you want to go far, go together.
Runner's high:  The feeling you get when you  buy a new pair of running shoes!
You might be a runner if you can run at just about anytime, but somehow never have the energy to fold a load of laundry!
Not tonight honey, I've got a long run in the morning...
Run darling, run! There's booze at the  finish line!!!!
Wine doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk!
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.93 miles.
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