You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
You can't cheat the grind. People shed blood, sweat and tears to make this  shit look easy.
You meet your first time marathoner  self.... you're allowed 3 words.  What do you say?
Mention someone who has always  been there for you in your ups and downs
1% of the population will run a  marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the  remaining 99% will know  what they are missing.
Imagine they delete instagram and  BOOM!!! You're not a Model anymore
They won't say it but you motivate  them.
It gets dark early af now.. sneaky links  can start at 6 p.m. now
My two favorite things in life are going for a run and not going for a run
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the  injury exists. That's tooootally different
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima  bend over"
Every man thinks every woman's dream  is to find the perfect man.......  Please. Every woman's dream  is to eat without getting fat !!
Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas  prematurely. You know who  you are. Stop it.
My mind still thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot
if you're feeling down because u didn't PR yesterday just remember you are someone's reason to masturbate
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