You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on  being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my  soul instead."
Nobody:  Me: you not cold?
When she says being on top is "too  hard" but you've seen her running  26.2 miles with ease
Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra??? Hardest day of my life
Anyone else feel personally attacked  by the non-runners when they ask  "Did you win it" after a marathon?
I wonder what my "this is her" photo is
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most  days I run because I want to add to  my bling collection
"I'm in the sexual prime of my life  and I'm having dreams about  fucking Boston Marathon."
Why I choose to continue living:  1. out of spite  2. running  3. milfs
went to therapy for the first time and  cracked a joke about running as therapy and my therapist just started writing  faster and faster what the hell was that
I hate people who can't take a good  photo just give me back my phone bro
u ever look at ur best running friend like  wow this human right here............. this  is my favorite human
Me *after a long run or race* :  don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Nobody:  Absolutely no one:  Not a single soul:  Not even their mom:  FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR:  "A lot of you have been  asking me about my  stretching routine.."
Them:  You'll really take a second  mortgage to do a runDisney race ?? Me:  Oh dear.... You've never seen the medals
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