You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "f*ck this  shit" in your life
Learn to push through pain. Cause it  will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM !! Stress fracture.  Then you rest
Teach your children the joy of running  and they'll never have enough money  to buy drugs
The way me and my running friends talk you'd think we hate each other
If her titties big, she definitely chafe
Never apologize for spending too much  on running gear...Just sleep naked  and let them decide if they are  still mad or not
Don't think of them as hills; think of  them as dicks. Sometimes they're up sometimes they're down.. but they  won't be hard forever
I love when runner girls say "u probably couldn't handle me." Ok, Stephanie, I'm sure you lay on your back wayyyyyyyy better than anyone else
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
Does anyone else whisper "what the  f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
"Going for a run is my favorite part of the day. I really look forward to it." "Tell me you're depressed without  telling me you're depressed."
TRIATHLON  Why suck at only one sport when  you can suck at three
Done with my Ironman training and now  I have time to spend with my family.  They seem like good people.
Which is the longest?  A) a microwave minute  B) a treadmill minute  C) a hangover minute
What's something you can say  during a run AND in the bedroom?
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