You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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My parents still haven't apologized to me for making me unathletic
Did it hurt? When you got into your  dream race and you DNFed because  you're an IPOS?
Did it hurt? When you finally scored  a Local Legend status on a segment  and got ZERO kudos?
What's the meanest and cruelest thing you've ever said to a bad driver? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking  for inspiration
Tag someone who is injured right now.
Life would've been better if all your running friends were your neighbors
Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle
*comes home from a run*  No one:  Me: "OK I'll show you  my pace and splits."
Is it even marathon season if you don't eat every fucking thing in sight?
There are only two types of people in  the world:  – "it's already 9pm" and  – "it's only 9pm"  And they marry each other
It's been "one of those days" for about 7  months now and I'm not even exaggerating
"I will not look at her tits because she is my friend." Said no runner ever
Tell me you're a plus-sized runner without telling me you're a plus-sized runner
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned  out all my meals for a week  Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
I hope all 5 of the people I like in the world had a great day today
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