You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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A girl can be your best friend, wife,  worst enemy, or worst nightmare.....  It just depends if she went  for a run today or not.
And then God said, "Let there be sexy people." So he made runners.
Even if you are fully vaccinated, CDC recommends to use deodorant
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome
Race director: "Paramedics are on call  for any injury, but the reception’s been spotty. It's best to get hurt between  mile 6 and 13"
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram.  That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Emilou: “Fear. That's why people run  a marathon. Fear of being fat, fear of dying, disease... In my opinion,  it takes more courage NOT  to run a marathon.”
Is he actually hot or does he just  run fast?
Long runs are a great way to justify  binge eating after long runs
I was taking a walk break and someone saw me
"You're so chill"..... thanks I gave up
*driving home from Beer Mile* The officer said "You drinking?" I said "You buying" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money ASAP...
Even if you are fully vaccinated,  the CDC recommends to go for a run
Shareef: “You wanna date a runner?  Oh yeah? Try getting into an argument  2 miles into a 20-mile run.”
Running won't leave you on read for 12 hours btw
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