You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Don't let anyone bullshit you, running  a marathon is fucking hard
Good morning to all running girls whose thighs rub together
Lack of sex turns you into a marathoner
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
I'm ready for hoodies and cool nights
You know you're a runner... When  you're asked how your weekend was,  you can only reply in miles
There is always that one person in any group run who thinks they are in the olympics.
78% of the running girls reading this  are wearing their hair in a weird bun  right now
Doctor: You need to rest that leg for  at least two weeks  Me: Of course..... Can I run home though? Doctor: Are you even  listening to me?  Me: No, I don't have  any allergies
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES  • 1% fell down or turned my ankle  • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run  a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
I can't tell if I'm self-sabotaging or  training at 110%.....It's such a fine line.
If you can't handle me at my worst (aka when I don't run) then fair enough tbh I'm completely fucking ridiculous
Running an ultramarathon is more  thrilling when you don't have  health insurance
I rather eat a whole bus tire than  stretch after a run
Anyone else permanently going  through a lot lately
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