You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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"911, what's your emergency?" Dog: my owner went for a run without me "Have you tried eating the couch"
By a show of hands  Who doesn't give AF if nobody likes ur running posts
If we are on the zoom call and my  "gatorade" got a salt rim mind your business
I deserve pancakes and sex this  morning but the way my life set up  imma have to settle for 10 miles and  foam-rolling session
Anyone else having one of those  "pour me a fucking drink"  type of days?
I feel like I'm getting ruder by the day but I can't even help it I'm just  getting sick and tired of  humans in general
If your girl does't go a little fucking psycho on you when she doesn't put  her miles in, she's not a runner sweetie
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die
No matter how fire your selfies are,  your race pics will always humble you
You.  Me.  Going for a run and having a nap after. It's a date.
When you're drunk, you can actually  walk for fuckin' miles
Once you're over 25 you don't need no alarm... Your problems gonna  wake you up right on time  for ya morning run
Wine drunk is always a surprise. Like  will I be giggling for hours,  or will I just cry? Perhaps  plot a fun revenge, or  eat a dinner for 4?  Who knows?
You might be a runner if.... you hate  when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason  you have NO PROBLEM with the  numbers13.1and 26.2
I like my morning run more than I like most people
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