You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I did like five squats today so if you  catch me being a little thicc tomorrow don't be alarmed
Came home after today's group run  & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me.  None of my friends pee  when they see me. I'm  surrounded by fakes
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes  Side guy: Cutie...  Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
Going for a run gives you energy but you need energy to go for a run. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
A real running friend is someone who  has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the olympics  bxtch we trying to have fun
Marry a man with a beard. Because a man that's patient enough to grow a  beard has enough patience to deal  with your running bs
Some running friends really make you wonder how you got lucky enough  to meet them
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as  we runners like to call it Wednesday
Some girls don't like to run in the rain because it puts their face back to  factory settings...
Me: "My husband has been having  trouble falling asleep." My therapist : "Have you tried telling him  about your running?"
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat
Peeing on a run with friends is such a  bonding moment
JLo and Ben Affleck are back together,  Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new  movie, and I'm still trying to get  a BQ.... Hello 2004
TRIATHLON  Why suck at only one sport when you  can suck at three
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