You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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I ran 50 miles sounds so much better than I DNFed halfway through a hundo
Running won't leave you on "Delivered"  for 12 hours
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah you go ahead and keep that
Me: "I love you" Them: "More than running?" Me: "Know your place"
Being an IPOS is part of my  personality
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
If you're injured and can't run, I think  we all just need to go out in a big empty  field and scream together
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines  brighter than me
*me after EVERY. SINGLE. RUN* Let's talk about cal-o-ries Let's talk about wine and cheese Let's talk about all the tacos  and the pizza I may eat  Let's talk about SNACKS
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
I have faced more peer pressure to run a marathon than to do drugs
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the  injury exists. That's tooootally different
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious  phenomenal runner... tragic
Sleeping doesn't help this kind of tired anymore
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