You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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yo I accidentally made my running  circle so small that it's only me
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for.  You know where the running store is.
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
I'm a vegan runner, I avoid meets
Day 4 with no running:  I've lost hearing in my right eye
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
One day you're a teenager and the next you realize you've been trying to get  into Western States for the  last 15 years
A teenager at the local track asked me if I was old enough to have "seen Usain Bolt winning the 200 m in real time"  now if anyone needs me I will be  quietly walking into the ocean
"She ain't just a snack if she's always high. She's an edible"    –Snoop Dogg
Me: *gets asked how I'm doing at work* My brain: Don't say it. Don't say it.  Me: Living the dream
An "easy run" a day keeps her  attitude away
Ok QUESTION of the day: when leaving  the house... does anyone tell  their pets they will be  home later?
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental  breakdown, training is  going great thanks
I get road rage running behind people  on a single-track trail
*day 3 without running*  Cashier: Have a nice day!  Me: Don't worry bout me hoe
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