You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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People call me ugly until they find me  on Strava  Then they call me ugly and slow too.
Me, my daily run and my phone. What a love triangle
Sometimes words aren't enough and  that's why we have middle fingers
Idc man I'm proud of myself, I came a  long way, nobody understands.
It's mad windy today.... Garbage is  blowing everywhere... So watch out for your marathon PR
I googled my symptoms. Turned out  I just need to go for a run.
Not to brag, but I've run every day  this year
"My Mama always said you've got to  put the past behind you before you can move on. And I think that's what my running was all about."
me:  I'll run 5 today  GPS watch:  5.12 miles  me:  wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
Tangerines are oranges that didn't  want it bad enough. Close your rings DON'T BE A TANGERINE !!
Does anyone else whisper "what the  f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times  in the first two miles or is it just me
"I'm only here to close my rings."     –Eliud Kipchoge
"If you skip a run because it's too cold,  you're a lil bitch."           – Old Chinese Saying
I'm the kind of person who's 100%  down for spontaneous crazy long runs, but also 100% down to lay in bed all day
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING  *** People are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely  *** Runners are being told  to wear a hat
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