You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly fast
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The fact that stretching & foam rolling  actually does make me a better runner  is offensive to me
"Can you can take a pic of us?" "Are you sure? You don't look good."
Currently enjoying four and a half  inches of fresh snow. Or as many men say, "about 7 inches"
My circle small but we're all funny
I suck at Christmas shopping. I be like "wow this is sooo cute......... for me"
No one: Me: do you want your present now?
It's disgusting how much i replay  a song when i love it
Friends who are patient when you  need to take a dump mid-run >>>>>>
Whenever I see someone running  faster than me I say "they're not going as far" –takes the sting out of it
Having a running friend with positive energy and a good heart is a blessing
" wHy DoNt YoU PosT oN InStAgRam  oFteN? " Bitch because I'm injured,    mind your business
All my childhood punishments have become my adulthood goals. Eating  healthy, waking up early, not  going out on weekends,  sleeping early... Weird.
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