You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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People that make you smile on your worst days are so important
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never  seems to gain any weight
I barely got friends but I got the  right ones
A few people who teased me back in  High School and Middle School actually follow me on social media now.....  And I just wanna say y'all  look a fuckin' mess
Be nice to people cause, you know,  assault in public that'll give you  2 to 10 minimum, homie.
My sister FaceTimed me this morning  and I answered gasping for air and  obviously not looking the best and all  she did was start laughing very hard  at my face then goes "Ugh  thank you i needed that!"  then just hung up
Only 278 miles until Christmas!
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling,  but did you run today? Be honest...
Sometimes there's no "support system" ... it's just you & your grind
If I bite my lips it's not to flirt, I'm just  ripping the skin off my lips because  of stress
We really turned "       " into a  laughing emoji
Saying "terrible run" instead of  explaining yourself >>>>>>>>>>>>
No one: Me: God please let me find $80,000 on my run today
Eye contact then that little smile  >>>>
Shocking discovery, apparently one extra day off was not enough to fix my    achilles tendinitis?
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