You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Normalize hill repeats on 0 to 1% grade
I hope all 6 of the people I like in the world had a great day today
I wish running was as easy as making running playlists
It's finally "I can drink the Nuun I left  in my car overnight" season
Skipping track workouts the way I skip youtube ads
For a generation that is hype on true crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with fucking everyone a lot
yo I accidentally made my running  circle so small that it's only me
I paused my Garmin to text you back don't ever question my loyalty
You automatically lose my respect if  you don't change your running form  (and pace!) when you see other  people running
Running helps me when no one else does
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if aren't happy with your race times,  try running a little bit faster
Fun fact about me: I only suggest races that give you beer or wine at the finish because I'm what? A good friend.
Does anyone else see pictures from  pre-rona marathons and get aroused
me: [before a race] oh wow this is so awesome brain: omg so awesome lungs: omg so awesome legs: omg so awesome bladder: hey guys
I don't think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own  self out of a dark place mentally.  So if you've done that today  or any day, I'm proud of you.
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