You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Please take your Garmin or Coros  watch off if you are wearing a dress or  formal attire. You look like a spy kid
"Today is our 4 year anniversary of  when we blacked out, went on  ultrasignup and registered for  our first 100 miler" "God, we are so fucking lame now"
I loveeee running.. like yeah everything  is terrible, but at least I can still go  for a run
Some days you just need to run with your best friend
I love how running tricks me into  thinking I'm losing weight while  training for a marathon
If running can't fix it, you haven't run enough
coach be like hey I noticed you've been having a hard time recently. I'm bout to make it worse
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over  here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
My toxic trait is that I set up a budget for running and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount
"I'm just gonna stretch when I get  home." Is one of the worst decisions  you make as a runner
I will tempt fate with my gas tank but start freaking out when my watch  battery gets bellow 65%
One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, "Here's your recovery  juice", and now he's the one  I'm leaving everything to
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
7.8 billion people in the world and  you woke up to no kudos
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