You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but  did you run today? be honest...
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Happy birthday to someone old  enough to remember what it was like  to run without a GPS watch
Effort is attractive as fuck
I cross the road like I don't have any  family or friends left
And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly fast
Science: the human body needs  8 hours of sleep to function properly  Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at  dawn bitches !!
Has anyone else been planning to  stick to a home-workout routine starting Monday since March
Me passing someone: you slow mf Me being passed: ok Mo Farah
Did a little self diagnosing over on WebMD and it turns out I've been dead since 2006
Here we fucking go again.  I mean good morning.
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
I always put my music on shuffle but  then I get annoyed af when it doesn't  play the songs I want
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
Me: I'll increase my long run distance by 2 miles... How harder could it be?   Also me:
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