You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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The fact that stretching works but  only if you do it all the time.......toxic
"If you skip a run because it's too hot, you're a lil bitch."             – Old Chinese Saying
You and I are more than running friends. We're like a really small gang.
Sometimes you're not sad, you just  need running gear
"If you aren't happy with your race  times, try running a little bit faster" – Eliud Kipchoge
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
I believe in real racing. Old school racing.  I don't know wtf y'all doing these days  but it ain't it
To all the runners who are rude for no reason. You're not "savage" sweetie you're just mannerless
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
Sometimes you just have to spend $400 on a massage gun and hope  it fixes the rest of your life too
“Praise the Lord!!! A ‘Babe’ has risen.”
Might put the tree up and call it a year
Kinda hate rest days but whatever
At the taco truck like 10 de asada!
It's okay if your form falls apart while  running uphill... Tacos fall apart and we  still love them
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