You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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My non-runner husband just gave me  advice on my foamrolling routine so now  I have to figure out exactly how Carole  Baskin fed her husband to a tiger
Me two minutes after my phone dies judging people for being on their phones all the time
Been on a no-carbs diet for two weeks and proud to say I lost 14 days  of happiness
Can't tell if I need a run or to get hit by a car at this point
I tried to tell my doctor that I haven't  run since my last visit and he just  responded "Ashley... I follow you  on Instagram"
Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for Garmin Connect and not for 'myself'
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not  leaving my bed. There is no  in between
We wanted to run an ultra so bad.... Now look at us. Just f*cking look
A minute after pressing snooze = 0.03 seconds.  A minute on the treadmill = 3 million yrs
RUNNING HACK: There are no fucking hacks. If running  is difficult, run more!
Me stepping out the door, ready to  burn 240 calories after consuming  12,700 over the weekend
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy  a quiet evening at home"  *Mainly because I spent all my  money on running gear and  virtual races*
Runner chicks always busy until you send them a "You hungry?" text
Miles ahead.  Worries behind.
Body:  sexy  Feet:  f*cked
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