You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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Joggers bounce up and down at  red lights. Runners just stand there,  looking pissed
Friendly reminder: getting in shape is hard, being in shape is awesome.  Commit to it.
Therapist: and what do you say to the  people who unfollow you cause you post only about running? Me: stay mad hoe Therapist: actually yes lmfao
Me: *rests for twenty seconds*  No one:  Literally no one:  My Garmin: MOVE!!
No suicidal shit but I think I'm ready  for a runcation
I guess the lockdown is over. May the  best immune system win.
me: I'll run 5 today  Garmin: 5.12 miles  me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat
"Strava, because I'm worth it!"
Do you know what 50 Cent did when  he got hungry?  58.  Please don't delete me.
If you love someone, let them go.  If they come back with running shoes,  it was meant to be
I can feel my "because I'm f*cking  tough" attitude coming out
The races might be virtual, but the  medals are real af
Friends that sweat together, share medals together...
Me once in while   v   me ALL the time
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