You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Runners after the worst day they have

ever experienced
What a fucking privilege to wake up 

and be able to choose how many miles 

I'm going to run today
Stop trying to be 'runfluencers'. We need

ELECTRICIANS.

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AW YEAH IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *turns down the lights* *take an ibuprofen* *puts in mouth guard*
Sorry for anything I said while it was  109 outside
If you don't go for a run, how do you  know when to take a shower?
DICK'S Sporting Goods had my GU  flavor they're usually out of so this  weekend is about to get lit.
Apparently when playing hide-and-seek with your kids you're not allowed to  go for a two hour run to  find a place to hide.
Whenever the machines do take over they're going to access all the "sexy pace" runs from my GPS watch and  be like this guy is not a threat
When I was a kid getting put to bed at 8:30pm I couldn't wait until I was a  grown up and could stay up until  whatever time I wanted. That is  apparently 8:30pm
Yeah post-run stretches never killed  no one but why take the chance
She's a 10 but she's not on strava.
Came home after a short run and my  dog peed a little because he was happy  to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
I found a 20$ on my run today... I guess that means I'm now a professional  runner
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving  my bed. There is no in between
ROAD RUNNING:    Yasso 800's             ULTRARUNNING:     Speed work              Basically hiking       Taper, BQ
Apart from being exhausted,  financially unstable and nearing a  mental breakdown, training is going  great thanks.
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