You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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This is a pink foam roller. No politics no coronavirus. Just a foam roller.  A pink foam roller.
Me to my sparkling new Nike Alphafly:  "soon my children.... soon"
Me whenever the sky looks beautiful
Never knew I could miss overpriced race series this much
If you can think you can just  win me over by leaving some  running shoes and a puppy  on my doorstep.. you're damn right
Nine months from now I better not see               KO'RONA VYRESS                        6lbs 4oz
If you haven't run an indoor marathon yet clap your hands
We wanted them 6ft not 6 feet away
That "See you tomorrow morning"  turned into "See you in June"
I'm worried a lot of us won't be able to wake up for the 4am early morning runs when this is over
Livin' la Vida Rona
When we go back to group runs are  we going to have to reintroduce  ourselves to each other?
THE ROAD. It's a good listener
NETFLIX: Are you still there ME: yeah mf till April 30th
I just went outside and lemme just say, THAT RUN HIT DIFFERENT WHEN IT'S ILLEGAL
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