You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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PSALM 26:2 "Test me, Lord, and try me, examine my heart and my mind"
When Karen asks what you’re training for... “LIFE, Karen. I’m training for LIFE.”
I hate going to the kitchen after my  long run and finding out i'm the only  snack in the house
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
I actually have feelings for my bed
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like f*ck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
People be like, “I got 99 problems...” and I’m over here like,   “...have you  ever tried  running?”
Me: I'll add 2 miles to my long run... How harder could it be?  Also me:
First we do the running, then we do the things...
If you eat GU on your off days from running, are you a weirdo?  Asking for  a friend.
You know you're a runner when  something cracks almost every time you move
Me: I'll run 5 today  Garmin: 5.12 miles Me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
"Money can't buy you happiness." My friend and I buying happiness:
OMG! I haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's way and talk about our annoying kids
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