You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof
You Call Yourself a Long Distance Runner? #Proof

Distance Runners.

We are a unique breed in my opinion….possibly slightly crazy I would even venture to say?

1. You wear compression socks even when you aren’t running, and I’m not talking for recovery. But because you LIKE to wear them.  CHECK!

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2. You get butterflies waiting for race registration to open up online. CHECK!

3. There is a cabinet in your kitchen specifically for fueling/hydration. CHECK!

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4. You have watched a marathon on TV. To the average person it’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. CHECK!

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5. You have painted your toes….where the toenail USED to be. *This has actually never happened to ME, but to most of my long distance runner friends.*

6. You have nightmares about forgetting your GPS watch on race day.  CHECK CHECK!

7. You can remember all of your race PR’s but you can’t remember the year of your child’s birthday. Yep, that just happened to me…..*sigh* CHECK

8. You have turned down a night out with your friends or a date with your husband because you have to get up early the next day for your long run. CHECK CHECK CHECK

9.  You document your mileage, pace and every detail of your run using an online tracker AND an old fashioned paper journal.  CHECK CHECK!

10. You own multiple torture devices. CHECK!

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11. You wear Kinesiology tape like it’s a fashion accessory. OHHH, Definitely CHECK!

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12. You see an orthopedic doctor, a physical therapist, a chiropractor, a masseuse and an acupuncturist to keep you running.  Sometimes all in the same week. *Ok, so I’ve never seen an acupuncturist.*blogger-image-738965453

Reposted with Permission from This Mama Runs for Cupcakes

 
 
Seen a lot of slim chicks posting their

workouts on here so I thought I'd join 

the fun
Warning : I will bully every one of you

into daily stretches, plyo drills, crazy 

intervals, lifting heavy weights and 

epic long runs
104 °F.....  As my Grandma says, 

"Marathon training ain't for p*ssies."



Crazy old lady is right.

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When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long  runs are on Saturday mornings
ULTRARUNNING;  Puking on the most beautiful places on earth
Me before the run: ugh this  is gonna be a tough one Me during the run: ugh  this IS a tough one Me after the run: I'M A  MF BEAST WHO CAN  DO ANYTHING
You ever say to yourself "this is the worst shape I've ever been it" and then a year goes by and you like "No. This is the worst shape I've ever  been in" and then a year  goes by and...
Medical professional: I recommend six to eight weeks of rehab and rest RUNNER: *buys KT tape*
Don't let other people to ruin your  day. Ruin your own damn day
Isn't it cute that you literally tell  your running friend everything like  no embarrassment no shame nothing  hidden. That's a proper running friend.
If you're feeling slow, just know that there's someone out there who's  New Year resolution was  to be able to race at  your recovery pace
Sad that from January 1 bread  and chocolate have calories again
Not to brag but I've run every single day this year
Not sure if I need a puppy or  a runcation or a candle lit bath or  a new tattoo or a shopping  spree or just a movie  night in bed
You haven't known fear until you've tried on a too-small sports bra and  thought you're stuck in it forever
The hardest part of training for a  new race is pretending that I'm still  in shape the first 30-45 days
Telling me I'm fast as f*ck isn't a compliment it's a FACT like thanks for having eyes bro
i f*cked up already, 2021 is gonna be my year i can feel it
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