Q: If a gym has 75 treadmills, and only 1 is being used, what do you do? A: You go home because it's your favorite one being used. Math is easy.
eBib text : Q: If a gym has 75 treadmills, and only 1 is being used, what do you do? A: You go home because it's your favorite one being used. Math is easy.
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Do people who say summer is their favorite season
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
Here's the deal: I will absolutely NOT sign up for another race unless someone spends two whole minutes pressuring me
ME: *saves $20 from not eating out* ME: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes...
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so i can be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
*stuff heard at the finish line* I will never qualify for Boston... My boobs won't allow me.
*stuff heard on the run* Those are some really hilly hills !!
*Comes home from training run* No one: Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits."
Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio.
I don't always pay $160 for shoes. But when I do, they're for running.
*hill repeats* Not sure if runner's high or if about to pass out.
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment.
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