Q:  If a gym has 75 treadmills, and 

only 1 is being used, what do you do? 

A:  You go home because it's 

your favorite one being used.

Math is easy.
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Took me an hour and a half of motivational self-talk to make it to the gym for a treadmill run that lasted 44 seconds. How's your day going
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Trying to get in shape and maybe  running 5 days a week, it's often  called OBSESSIVE.. So sitting  at home watching TV seven  days a week isn't?
If you think you can just win me over  with some running shoes and a puppy... you're damn right.
If you went on vacation and didn't  bring home a medal, did you even go  on vacation?
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others  couldnot hear you fighting for your life?
My therapist: Learn a lesson from your dog.. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and  move on.
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if your dog is fat, you ain’t getting enough exercise
FACTS. There's no place like home.  To poop.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
I think it's weird how some days  I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
I want to delete all my socials and  disappear but I'll be bored
If you believed me when I said  I'm not going to drink after my run,   that's on you
Sometimes I feel like giving up.  Then I remember I have a lot of people  to prove wrong.
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow  Me: Nope, still sore
Reasons why I'm currently alive:  1. Running  2. Coffee  3. Wine
Please tell me I'm not the only one  who measures time using songs. "oh,  it only took me 4 songs to get here"
You know you’re an ultrarunner when  you don’t finish on the same day as  the winner.
The truth is you can always run faster  but sometimes the truth hurts.
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape.
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really  can't have both.
There's a runner right now thinking "I'll stretch as soon as I get home"  That's the devil talking.
You know you're a runner when...  the thermometer says 45 degrees and  you think "Score! Optimal running  weather."
Just so you're aware... Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word  f*ck like it's a comma.
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