Q:  If a gym has 75 treadmills, and 

only 1 is being used, what do you do? 

A:  You go home because it's 

your favorite one being used.

Math is easy.
eBib text : Q: If a gym has 75 treadmills, and only 1 is being used, what do you do? A: You go home because it's your favorite one being used. Math is easy.

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