RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
eBib text : RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
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Came home after today's group run & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes Side guy: Cutie... Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
Going for a run gives you energy but you need energy to go for a run. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
A real running friend is someone who has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the olympics bxtch we trying to have fun
Marry a man with a beard. Because a man that's patient enough to grow a beard has enough patience to deal with your running bs
Some running friends really make you wonder how you got lucky enough to meet them
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as we runners like to call it Wednesday
Some girls don't like to run in the rain because it puts their face back to factory settings...
Me: "My husband has been having trouble falling asleep." My therapist : "Have you tried telling him about your running?"
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat
Peeing on a run with friends is such a bonding moment
JLo and Ben Affleck are back together, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie, and I'm still trying to get a BQ.... Hello 2004
TRIATHLON Why suck at only one sport when you can suck at three
I ran 50 miles sounds so much better than I DNFed halfway through a hundo
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