RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
eBib text : RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
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Running won't leave you on "Delivered" for 12 hours
You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah you go ahead and keep that
Me: "I love you" Them: "More than running?" Me: "Know your place"
Being an IPOS is part of my personality
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
If you're injured and can't run, I think we all just need to go out in a big empty field and scream together
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines brighter than me
*me after EVERY. SINGLE. RUN* Let's talk about cal-o-ries Let's talk about wine and cheese Let's talk about all the tacos and the pizza I may eat Let's talk about SNACKS
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
I have faced more peer pressure to run a marathon than to do drugs
I don't run through injury – that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious phenomenal runner... tragic
Sleeping doesn't help this kind of tired anymore
Does anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
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