RUNNING OXYMORONS:

*easy five miles

*"only" a half marathon

*humble marathoner

*sanitary porta potty

*ten perfect toenails

*pre-run stretches

*fast recovery

YIKES!!
eBib text : RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!

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We don't want to be Barbie, we want  to be stronger than Ken.
Tangerines are oranges that didn't  want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Money talks. Mine always says,  "Wanna go to the running store today?"
You know you're a runner... When  you're asked how your weekend was,  you can only reply in miles.
I'm almost home!   I can post to Facebook soon!
It's all fun & games till ...  your jeans don't fit anymore.
My running style can be  described as  "seductively awkward".
If your relationship still works... You could be training harder!!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This sh!t was not what I expected.
I think it's weird how some days I feel skinny and some days  I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
F@^K!!  ...I'm lost.  But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
I think Facebook is broken... I put up a selfie from my run and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
Before you criticize someone, you  should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're  a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you see a porta potty with no line,  use it. Even if you don't need to.
You know you're a runner... when you  try guessing the pace of a runner  as they pass you.
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