RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
eBib text : RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
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I'd run a lot faster if I didn't have to pee.
You know you are a runner when "No Trespassing" really doesn't mean what it should.
DIAGNOSIS: Needs to run.
When you look this good running, why would you NOT wear short shorts?
Commit to the spit!
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
#RunnerProblems When making weekend plans your first thought is always, "when can I get my long run in?"
Was that one of those color runs? The one question you don't want to hear after training and completing a marathon!
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
The runner's mind: How we think we look versus how we really look.
Yes, I'm doing the 5k. And yes, I have on my hydration belt.
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
Another weekend, another race... Medal and t-shirt!
Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine.
26.2 ...because 26.3 would be CRAZY!
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