RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
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Call us JOGGERS one more time!!
FACT: Running without music is like having teeth pulled without novocaine.
I run like the wind! OK, more like a breeze right now.. But, I STILL RUN!!
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
Yeah, I earned this! You got a problem with that?
Running days make the Bad days Not So Bad days and the Good days AWESOME days!
The first three miles are my favorite. - Said no one ever.
You know you're a runner.. when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING.
Man up Princess, we got another hill to crack !!!
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes a lot of courage.
I work 12 hour workdays so I can have Saturday off to do a long run with my group. Love my group.
I NEVER DRINK! I just disinfect my internal running injuries.
"So, what race are you training for?" "I'm training for a marathon, and you?" "Oh, I run marathons all the time. Usually those 5k ones."
"Hey, where you going in such a hurry?" "Well, this run is getting posted to Facebook so unless you want me to say you got chicked then I suggest you pick up the pace."
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