SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
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Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra??? Hardest day of my life
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
I wonder what my "this is her" photo is
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my bling collection
"I'm in the sexual prime of my life and I'm having dreams about fucking Boston Marathon."
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke about running as therapy and my therapist just started writing faster and faster what the hell was that
I hate people who can't take a good photo just give me back my phone bro
u ever look at ur best running friend like wow this human right here............. this is my favorite human
Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot of you have been asking me about my stretching routine.."
Them: You'll really take a second mortgage to do a runDisney race ?? Me: Oh dear.... You've never seen the medals
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "f*ck this shit" in your life
Learn to push through pain. Cause it will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM !! Stress fracture. Then you rest
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs
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