SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING

* people are being told to stay inside

unless going out is 

completely necessary

* runners are being 

told to wear a hat
eBib text : SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat

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Always keep a good bottle of wine in  the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a  "special occasion".  I've started running  daily!
Eat one brownie? Run 1 Mile.  Eat two brownies? Run 2 Miles.  Eat pan of brownies?  Run out for more brownies!
Faster than your average mom.
Hopefully somebody stopped  his Garmin.
Runner's logic:  "I'm tired. I think  I'll go for a run."
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
What exactly is a "New Year's  Resolution"?  It's a "To Do" list for the  first week on January.
You know you're a runner  when... you start the New Year's Day with a run!
Those 3 days after your marathon where you regret  laughing at the "life alert" lady.  "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"I miss being a kid. My only  responsibilities were running  around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in  charge of my hair."
Everybody out of my way!  It's fartlek day!!!!!
Running won't solve all your  problems. But then again,  neither will housework.
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... they last longer than flowers!
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking?   DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
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