Some runners cuss too much.... It's me, I'm some runners.
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Don't LIE! Do you have a person who gives you kudos daily and really cares about you?
Drop a problem and let a stranger give you advice
In case no one told you today... you're slow af and your marathon PR aint shit ~ The Goat
Does anyone remember that time when your body just worked? Like just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet you just woke up and boom, that shit was good to go...
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/calf/shin] hurts you
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1 please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"
That morning run hits a lil better when your life a little fucked up
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
"You're still a rockstar." I whisper to myself as I take an Ibuprofen and climb into bed at 8:00pm
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
If you don't go for a run, how do you know when to take a shower?
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Ultramarathon (noun.) An event in which people run around for a whole day, often on a trail, searching for food tents.
Doctor: No running for 5 weeks Me & Lil Nas X: Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiin'
If I'm pausing my Garmin during a run just to reply to you...you won. Don't ever question my loyalty
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