The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
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What do we call people who don't like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring.
For Halloween I've decided the easiest thing to do is not to go for my morning run. If that doesn't scare the hell out of everyone around me, nothing will.
The older I get the meaner I get... I'm pretty sure within the next few years I'll be biting people.
You know who NEVER says 'running is really hard on your joints'? People who actually run.
Woke up in running clothes. I really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
There's no place like home. To poop.
I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f@*k.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes.
Yikes... one of the voices in my head has a potty mouth today.
Dear Lord, Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen.
Welcome to your 40's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... Good times.
If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink.
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