The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
eBib text : The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
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That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and realize there's someone inside...
I wonder if Chinese runners get angry when they buy a souvenir at Chicago Marathon Expo just to find out it was made in China?
I've never been to jail, but I did get stuck in a sports bra at a Lululemon once.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey, hey Mickey !... face it, you didn't read that, you sang it.
**Username or Password incorrect** Hey, STRAVA..... why can't you just tell me which one?
I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.
Admit it... We don't call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
MONDAY. Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
If I weren't on such a runner's high, I'd be ticked that my shoe size went UP while my cup size went DOWN.
Mimosas - a socially acceptable way to start partying after a race.... At breakfast !!
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
Life has it's ups and downs... We call them hills
I know it's Monday... But where are we running next weekend?
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