The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
eBib text : The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
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We don't want to be Barbie, we want to be stronger than Ken.
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles.
I'm almost home! I can post to Facebook soon!
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
My running style can be described as "seductively awkward".
If your relationship still works... You could be training harder!!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This sh!t was not what I expected.
I think it's weird how some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
F@^K!! ...I'm lost. But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
I think Facebook is broken... I put up a selfie from my run and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you see a porta potty with no line, use it. Even if you don't need to.
You know you're a runner... when you try guessing the pace of a runner as they pass you.
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